Thursday, October 4, 2012

Can't Make This Stuff Up

Tziporah, B.C.E.  (Before Cat Episode)
Make me a list of a hundred things that could go wrong when you're trying to get out of the house with two kids.  No, make me a list of a thousand things.  Diaper blowouts, food issues, wardrobe malfunctions, forgotten wallets...

Do you know what I bet isn't on the list?  Cat got in the car during the night and vomited in Tzioprah's carseat.  Despite Ptolemy yelling, "Ew!  Ew!  We needa get Tizzy a new carseat," I did not notice the vomit and sat the baby down in it.  From there, the vomit reacted like baby poop and infiltrated every article of clothing and skin surface within a 5-mile radius.


We'll go when the carseat dries.  Unless a herd of wild deer come and chew it up while it's drying in the front yard, which I'm totally expecting at this point, because why wouldn't that happen?





5 comments:

Jennie said...

On the bright side... staying home to let the car seat dry gave you time to blog. :) Lucky us! That is too funny. Gross! But funny!

Anonymous said...

Too funny, no, probably cannot make things like that up!..you seem to have the funniest (of course, at the time was not funny!..or was it?). Did deer come and eat it? With your luck, probably!..but cute picture of Tziporah!...was it Sinatra or a cat in the neighborhood? looking for a place to vomit!...Sorry, hope your day went better!. XO Tricia

Cricket said...

My mom once drove to school with newborn kittens sans the mommy cat. She didn't notice until she parked the car and heard the mewing!

Ernstfamilyfun said...

LOL! Oh, I missed your blog! Glad to be back and get a few good laughs.

Kristi said...

ewww! yuck! I think I would have just thrown the car seat away and started over. Tziporah is suddenly growing in leaps and bounds. She has the best little smile.