Oreo Diet. (Is It an Oxymoron?)

In the spirit of Tiffany's diet challenge this week, I made a healthy meal. It was easy, too. I put chicken breasts and a bottle of caesar dressing in the crock pot. Later, I cut up the chicken and put it back in the crock pot until dinner. We just put the chicken, a little cheese and some romaine lettuce on wheat flatbread and folded it over. It's so easy, I'll probably make it 5 times a week from now on. (Did you hear that, Scott? I said, "Eat before you come home.")

But here's my favorite diet, which I have saved in my cookbook cupboard for several years. I have followed it many times.

Breakfast: half a grapefruit. 8 oz. skim milk. Piece of dry toast.

Lunch: 8 oz salmon fillet (no butter). 1 cup steamed vegetables. 1/2 baked potato, plain. One Oreo cookie.

Afternoon snack: The rest of the pack of Oreos. Carton of Breyer's vanilla ice cream. Three Almond Joys. (The nuts have protein.)

Dinner: 2 loaves of cheese. Large meat lover's pizza. Two liters of Coke.

Midnight snack: One whole frozen cheesecake, eaten directly out of the freezer.

Good luck!