Ruby is trying to domesticate Ptolemy. She started with a very manly sport, Playing Army Guys. Who do you think won this battle?...
Ruby: Here's another Army guy.
Ptolemy: And he's shooting!
Ruby: No, he's not shooting. He has a...a...magic wand.
Ptolemy: No! He has a gun and he's shooting stuff!
Ruby: It's not a gun, it's a magic wand and he's pointing it at things and making flowers grow everywhere.
Ptolemy: Yeah! And then he shoots the flowers!
Ruby, gwills do not know how to play Army Guys. Give it up and go magic some flowers somewhere so Ptolemy's guys can shoot at them.
Ruby: Here's another Army guy.
Ptolemy: And he's shooting!
Ruby: No, he's not shooting. He has a...a...magic wand.
Ptolemy: No! He has a gun and he's shooting stuff!
Ruby: It's not a gun, it's a magic wand and he's pointing it at things and making flowers grow everywhere.
Ptolemy: Yeah! And then he shoots the flowers!
Ruby, gwills do not know how to play Army Guys. Give it up and go magic some flowers somewhere so Ptolemy's guys can shoot at them.
1 comment:
Oh. My. Gosh. Hysterical!
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