Clean Sweep

If you're wondering why my house is such a disaster, it's because I'm cleaning it.  So it's actually much cleaner than it looks.  You just have to have a trained eye to see it.  We're two and a half rooms into a massive overhaul.  So far, I have found 544 bobby pins, 89 single socks with no mate, 57 shoes, 70 pairs of pink tights and ten black leotards.

So that's where all that stuff was.

I'm taking a break and going to the lake.  Please come and break into my house and steal everything while I'm gone.